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QuarterMasters Stores
« on: February 11, 2006, 11:30:11 PM »
There were mice mice, eating all the rice
In the stores (In the where?)
In the stores (Say it again)
There were mice mice eating all the rice
In the Quartermaster`stores (behind the doors)

Chorus

My eyes are dim I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought my specs with me. (or I left my specs in the lavatory)

This is another song where the rest of the verses follow the same format and again there are lots of
them, with new ones made up all the time


Gravy gravy, enough to sink the navy
Cheese cheese, that brought you to your knees
Soup soup, supposed to feed the group
Chip chips, as big as battleships
Rats rats, as big as alley cats
Ventures Ventures wearing plastic dentures
Bread bread, as hard as ??ead
Skip skip, looking a bit of a drip
Scouts scout, chewing on some sprouts


The list is endless????
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Re: QuarterMasters Stores
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2006, 07:28:36 PM »
Rats . . . as big as alley cats
Mice . . . running through the rice.
Snakes . . . as big as garden rakes.
Beans . . . as big as submarines.
Gravy . . . enough to float the navy.
Cakes . . . that give us tummy aches.
Eggs . . . with scaly chicken legs.
Butter . . . running in the gutter.
Lard . . . they sell it by the yard.
Bread . . . with great big lumps like lead.
Cheese . . . that makes you want to sneeze.
Soot . . . they grow it by the foot.
Goats . . . eating all the oats
Bees . . . with little knobby knees.
Owls . . . shredding paper towels.
Apes . . . eating all the grapes.
Turtles . . . wearing rubber girdles.
Bear . . . with curlers in its hair.
Buffalos . . . with hair between their toes.
Foxes . . . stuffed in little boxes.
Coke . . . enough to make you choke.
Pepsi . . . that gives you apoplexy.
Roaches . . . sleeping in the coaches.
Flies . . . swarming ‘round the pies.
Fishes . . . washing all the dishes.
Moths . . . eating through the cloths
Scouts . . . eating brussel sprouts.
Leaders . . . slapping at the skeeters.