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Jokes / Re: 0 = 1
« Last post by Ian on February 19, 2007, 11:31:30 AM »
a2 = ab
a2 - 2ab = ab - 2ab
a2 - 2ab = - ab
a2 - 2ab + a2 = - ab + a2
2a2 - 2ab = a2 - ab
2a2 - 2ab / a2 - ab = a2 - ab / a2 - ab
2 = 1
2 - 1 = 1 - 1
1 = 0
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Jokes / 0 = 1
« Last post by Ian on February 19, 2007, 11:30:51 AM »
0 = 0
0 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 +...
0 = (1-1) + (1-1) + (1-1) + (1-1) +...
0 = 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 +...
0 = 1 + (-1+1) + (-1+1) + (-1+1) +...
0 = 1 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 +...
0 = 1
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Jokes / Research
« Last post by Ian on February 26, 2006, 08:42:18 PM »
Aoccdrnig to rschearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Pterty Cool Huh??
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Jokes / My Computer has a Spell Checker
« Last post by Ian on February 18, 2006, 05:16:50 PM »
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly Marx four my revue
Miss steaks eye can knot sea.
Eye strike quay and type a word.
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is made
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter- perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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Public / Why Do I Need To Register?
« Last post by Ian on February 18, 2006, 04:52:39 PM »
This Website and forum is for members of 1st Thurston Scout Group.

If you register you will gain access to the areas of this forum relevant to you.

You will also gain access to fun areas of the forum like the Games Arcade.
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Campfire Songs / Purple Stew!
« Last post by Ryan on February 18, 2006, 10:13:39 AM »
Puple Stew
(starts off with only one or two people singing)
I'm making a purple stew,
whip whip, whip whip,
I'm making a purple stew,
With purple potatoes and purples tomatoes and we want you!
(when you say we want you' you spin round, point to someone and they start singing! carrys on until everyone else is singing!)
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Campfire Songs / Ravioli
« Last post by Ian on February 12, 2006, 07:39:22 PM »
Ravioli, I like ravioli; ravioli, thats the stuff for me.
Leader: Do I have it in my hair?
Yes you have it in your hair.
Leader: In my hair? OHHH...
Ravioli, I like ravioli; ravioli, thats the stuff for me.
Continue: Chin, tie, shirt, skirt(pants), shoes, floor. Repeat the items mentioned with each verse sung.
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Campfire Songs / Re: On top of Spagetti
« Last post by Ian on February 12, 2006, 07:32:34 PM »
On Top of Old Smoky
On top of old Smoky, all covered with snow,
I lost my true lover from courting too slow.
Now, courting is pleasure and parting is grief,
And a false-hearted lover is worse than a thief.
For a thief will just rob you and take what you have,
But a false-hearted lover will lead you to the grave.
And the grave will decay you and turn you to dust;
Not one boy in a hundred a poor girl can trust.
Theyíll hug you and kiss you and tell you more lies,
Than cross ties on a railroad or stars in the skies.
So, come all you young maidens and listen to me,
Never place your affection on a green willow tree.
For the leaves they will whither, and the roots they will
die,
Youíll all be forsaken and never know why.
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Campfire Songs / On top of Spaghetti
« Last post by Ian on February 12, 2006, 07:32:18 PM »
On top of Spaghetti
All covered in cheese
I lost my poor meatball
when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table
And on to the floor
And then my poor meatball
rolled out of the door

it rolled down the garden
and into a bush
and then my poor meatball
was covered in mush

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.

<alt verse>
it rolled into the garden
and onto the lawn
and then my poor meatball
stayed out there till dawn
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Campfire Songs / Re: oh you'll never get to heaven
« Last post by Ian on February 12, 2006, 07:31:18 PM »
Oh you canít get to heaven, in a rocking chair.
ĎCause the Lord donít allow, no lazybones there. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven, in a [name of person]ís car.
ĎCause the gosh darn thing, wonít go that far. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven, in a [name of person]ís boat.
ĎCause the gosh darn thing, wonít even float. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven, on water skis.
ĎCause the Lord donít allow, no hairy knees. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven, on roller skates.
ĎCause youíll roll right by those pearly gates. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven in a limousine,
ĎCause the Lord donít sell no gasoline. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven on a motor bike,
ĎCause youíll get halfway, then youíll have to hike. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven in a supersonic jet,
ĎCause the Lord ainít got no runways yet. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven with powder and paint,
ĎCause it makes you look like what you ainít. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven in a strapless gown,
ĎCause the gosh darn thing might fall right down. etc.
Oh you canít get to heaven in [name of person]ís pants,
ĎCause [name of person]ís pants are full of ants. etc.
Oh you canít chew terbaccy on the golden shore,
ĎCause the Lord donít have no cuspidor. etc.
Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right,
So Iíll go up to heaven all dressed in white. etc.
Oh one fine day, and it wonít be long,
Youíll look for me, and Iíll be gone. etc.
Oh if you get to heaven, before I do.
Just bore a hole, and pull me through. etc.
Well if I get to heaven, before you do.
Iíll plug that hole, with shavings and glue. etc.
Thatís all there is, there ainít no more.
Saint Peter said, as he closed the door. etc.
Oh thereís one more thing I forgot to tell,
If you donít go to heaven, youíll go to hell. etc.
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